I have a penguin, and its name is Michael

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it was against the rules to get lyrics written out yesterday, but patrick was at the end of the line so i'm like, hey, might as well try, right?
me:could you write something out for me quick?
patrick:yeah yeah shhh c'mere shh super secret what's up
me:could you write "we're falling apart to half time?"
patrick:done!
my mom:that's against the rules, sarah!
patrick in this super deep super serious voice:you're going to jail, sarah.

teencry:

tumblr has made me a very sarcastic person irl

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you-wear-a-jacket:

This is literally the cutest lizard to ever grace my bathroom floor

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lucasfletcher:

CAN

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YOU

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FEEL

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LUKE’S

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THIRST

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TONIGHT??

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legohousedea:

legohousedea:

even with a hangover he’s hotter than everyone else in the room

HOW

this is how most people look with a hangover

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and this is LOUIS TOMLINSON with a hangover

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